Beware…

Posted on October 5, 2007 by sylvied

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For some obscure reasons I received a package this morning from a deranged yet charming blogger. His name is Daddy Papersurfer aka old git. I am sure you all know him his head is everywhere and his comments always leave you well, what is the word…frazzled?

My life will never be the same again, his mug is now even overlooking at my work!

Advice needed…

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38 Responses

  1. Daddy P, on October 5th, 2007 at 3:15 pm Said:

    Who are you calling a mug!?!

    I like your mouse.

  2. sylvied, on October 5th, 2007 at 4:10 pm Said:

    just the sort of advice I would expect from you ;-)

  3. papersurferjunior, on October 5th, 2007 at 5:35 pm Said:

    …my advice is never give your postal address to strange men – especially DP. I am his son and he has no idea where I am and I have absolutely no intention of telling him…

  4. sylvied, on October 5th, 2007 at 5:49 pm Said:

    Waou! you are so wise! which is amazing giving you are his son! Now you point it out, I do agree…it is not something I would advise my daughter to do for some reasons I have acted out of character…it might be something to do with one of DP’s spells!

  5. Daddy P, on October 5th, 2007 at 6:54 pm Said:

    I thought papersurferjunior was my grandson! I’ll have to look at a calender.
    Can you pop one up on the computer please Sylvie?

  6. 70steen, on October 5th, 2007 at 7:40 pm Said:

    Sylvie I suggest that you wear the t-shirt when you go out at night ……. you will never again be hassled by drunks or strange people … in fact everyone will give you a wide berth with that face looking at them (& not your face btw… you know who I mean!!) :-)

  7. sylvied, on October 5th, 2007 at 9:05 pm Said:

    DaddyP: I too am confused about your family structure…update me on your next post, it would be nice to know the rest of the family. Funny how they all seem to have emigrated!
    70steen ok I will but only if you come along with your wedges…

  8. dar, on October 6th, 2007 at 9:07 am Said:

    cool shirt….hee hee

  9. fracas, on October 6th, 2007 at 10:20 am Said:

    I advise that you immediately download one of those Uma Thurman screensavers and use it as your background. His likeness will be so mesmerized with her likeness, that he won’t have the presence of mind to interfere with your work.

    Either that or toss the shirt in the wash with a good dose of bleach and see if that helps.

    You do know he thinks you and I will provide him with wet t-shirt photos. I’ve counter-suggested that he asks the TG for assistance in first hosing him down, and then supplies a photo of his wet-book shot (using the oneredpaperclip book of course) where he is allowed to place the book as needed.

    I daresay we’ll now find out who is brave and who is not.

  10. sylvied, on October 6th, 2007 at 11:22 am Said:

    Fracas: I like idea 3 very much! number 2 is a little drastic…idea 1 is totally out of the window!
    Dar: cool…is not what I had in mind but I will try to look at it from a different point of view ;-)

  11. Daddy P, on October 6th, 2007 at 12:23 pm Said:

    It’s crowded in here today – what’s going on?

  12. misterwoppit, on October 6th, 2007 at 12:28 pm Said:

    He already does wet trouser shots very well indeed, so I would have thought that with a bit of effort, the wet t-shirt is a logical progression. Arf arf!!

  13. Ghosty, on October 6th, 2007 at 2:59 pm Said:

    Its threads like this that keep me blogging. :) Ahh, the connections one makes posting things on teh intarwebs.

    And what is wrong with wet t-shirt photos?!? :P

  14. Daddy P, on October 6th, 2007 at 4:14 pm Said:

    I’m with Ghosty

  15. sylvied, on October 6th, 2007 at 6:23 pm Said:

    Funny how men seem to share the same fascination for wet-t-shirt…

  16. misterwoppit, on October 6th, 2007 at 6:39 pm Said:

    I suppose there must be some foot fetishists out there who salivate at the idea of a wet sock photo.

  17. ester, on October 6th, 2007 at 7:22 pm Said:

    hmmmmm….. like ur posts

  18. sylvied, on October 7th, 2007 at 12:44 am Said:

    misterwoppit: any other suggestions?
    Ester: Welcome to my world Ester ;-)

  19. adelife, on October 7th, 2007 at 2:07 am Said:

    Fun t-Shirt from a strange man, hoooooo!! I’m sure that Daddy Paper is my father to;) he forget me :(
    Please daddy call me don’t let me be alone, I’m 23 now :)
    Good night every one;)

  20. misterwoppit, on October 7th, 2007 at 7:16 am Said:

    Yes, here’s one. Expensive hair gels are a rip off – strawberry jam is a much cheaper alternative , but watch out for wasps in summer.

  21. sylvied, on October 7th, 2007 at 9:04 am Said:

    Adelife: I will get you in touch with DP
    Misterwoppit: are you in any ways related to DP?

  22. misterwoppit, on October 7th, 2007 at 9:17 am Said:

    Certainly not. Although he did break into my house once.

  23. Daddy P, on October 7th, 2007 at 9:30 am Said:

    Sylvie – I’m sorry about this

    Misterwoppit – shussssh! Go and have a lie down.
    Adelife – double shussssh!

  24. sylvied, on October 7th, 2007 at 10:03 pm Said:

    misterwoppit: ahhhh you live in the same community!
    Daddy P: I bet you wished you never started this?!…

  25. 70steen, on October 7th, 2007 at 10:34 pm Said:

    My wedges are ready for anything :-)

  26. fracas, on October 8th, 2007 at 6:56 am Said:

    misterwoppit. Have you not seen that movie called There’s Something About Mary? I daresay if you took *their* idea, you’d not have to worry about wasps.

  27. Daddy P, on October 8th, 2007 at 8:56 am Said:

    He wouldn’t have to worry about a social life either.

  28. misterwoppit, on October 8th, 2007 at 12:57 pm Said:

    fracas – true, that would avoid wasps, but then again, stawberry jam is nice on toast in the morning. Given your suggestion, I shan’t be popping round to yours for breakfast until your habits change.

  29. Judy, on October 8th, 2007 at 2:41 pm Said:

    Very generous indeedy! Nice “mug”, sorta reminds me of my GD Bella and her new squishy face she makes…. Daddy P do you have “toofs” or not, Bella doesn’t and I’m sure thats how she gets her “mug” squished up like that! LOL LOL
    Sylvie d, I’m proud, you have the guts to share your upper half with us~~ LOL LOL well, in theory at least !
    Hugs from the Sugar Queen….

  30. fracas, on October 9th, 2007 at 10:12 am Said:

    Eeeuw. You’d use the strawberry jam from your hair on your toast in the morning? Methinks your habits are a little ahem… sticky. (Not to mention downright yucky.)

    And to be clear… I never specified *my* haircare habits, I only suggested something from a movie. You know, because movies are real life.

  31. misterwoppit, on October 9th, 2007 at 6:09 pm Said:

    Yes yes yes, I know NOW that movies are real life! I learnt that lesson the hard way when I tried to steal $4m of gold through a traffic jam in Turin with a Mini Cooper.

  32. Daddy P, on October 10th, 2007 at 9:23 am Said:

    OK – Sylvie – you can take it off now.

  33. fracas, on October 10th, 2007 at 10:10 am Said:

    I KNEW it. Austin Powers indeed! Anything to get the shirt off the girl.

    Sylvie.. do not be charmed by his velvet lapels and curly locks. I’ve seen the movie.. he had one of those nasty things in his belongings.

    Yes.

    I do mean THAT.

    A Burt Bacharach LP.

  34. Daddy P, on October 10th, 2007 at 11:35 am Said:

    Isn’t it time Fracas was in bed?

  35. sylvied, on October 10th, 2007 at 5:32 pm Said:

    It is official you are all unsane…but I suppose I was the one wearing THE shirt….

  36. Britney, on November 1st, 2007 at 12:44 pm Said:

    Great Site – really useful information!

  37. gjg, on December 16th, 2007 at 6:05 pm Said:

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  38. Daddy Papersurfer, on May 18th, 2008 at 7:00 pm Said:

    Have you taken it off yet? – tee hee

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